The door opens, and a nefarious villain strides through. Well, a villain, anyway. (You can always tell by the evil laugh.) His evil laugh echoes throughout the bar as he holds up his suspiciously steaming test tube to the light.

As he begins to take in his surroundings, the cackle turns into a gurgle, and then goes silent.

The villainous figure ( Read more... )

Luz was finally set and ready to go back to Holland. So far he'd managed to avoid Faye though the itching at the back of his mind all but demanded that he look for her in the Bar. Of course, he wanted too- she was a pretty dame after all..but Holland and War was calling and that needed to be his main focus ( Read more... )

[ pre-milliways A horrible monster of destruction combats boredom and evil sporting goods]

The door flies open and a blue blur of movement tumbles in from outside. It summersaults to a stop a few feet in to the bar and is revealed to be a small, blue… thing.  It definitely resembles an animal although exactly what species is something of a mystery. ( Read more... )

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(OOM: The theatre was bustling backstage as the show ended ...)A door into Milliways opens, and a small green frog-like puppet walks in. He's wearing a thoughtful expression, and while he looks twice at his surroundings, it doesn't phase him -- he's used to seeing unexpected set-changes happen almost at whim, after all ( Read more... )

"No, really guys, that's great. That whole Mexican Singing Wombat thing's gonna knock 'em dead."

Gonzo just shakes his head as he shuts the door behind him. Sometimes even he doesn't understand artists.

and because a puppet plot invites the presence of the bar's resident Muppet, there's a Gonzo at the bar, looking slightly confused but perfectly normal.

"Woah. The wasabi burritos must have kicked in."

...Did we say normal? Yeah.

Homestar feels significantly more like felt.

He also feels like singing about bananas.

"Bananas in pajamas are comin' down the stairs! Bananas in pajamas are cleaning silverwears! Bananas in pajamas are boogie-ing with pears!"

He gets an E for effort and an F for forgetfulness.

Homestar is attempting to shop on the internet ( Read more... )

Gonzo is quiet (and mercifully de-yuppified) as he slips through the door, novelty stuffed reindeer antlers on his head, gold garland around his neck, and a large sack over his shoulder ( Read more... )